every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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