I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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