The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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