I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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