At least make sure they are 18
Why
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
