Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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