As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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