You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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