I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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