Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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