they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Congratulations! We have a period
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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