69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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