Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
there's paper in my vomit.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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