I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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