Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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