O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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