Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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