Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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