I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Someone stole a lamp last night.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Randomize