i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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