did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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