You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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