hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
