real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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