this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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