I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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