Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
