I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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