I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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