So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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