So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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