And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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