i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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