You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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