google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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