I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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