He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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