So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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