Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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