This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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