Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
so much tequila, so little girl.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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