I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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