i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Who died my cat blue again?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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