A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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this hospital has no fireball
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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