just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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