check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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