i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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