We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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