i barfeds in our rink
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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