is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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