i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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