Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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