Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
