The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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