Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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