Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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