the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
