I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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